WELL HELLLOOOOO THERE! I’m shouting because I’m so excited! It’s been so long… actually, it’s been so long I’m sure most of you have forgotten me and need reminding of who I actually am. Here’s a few prompts to get your head muscles tingling:
Cats, tequila, bad dancing, puns…
Remember me now?! No? Okay, that’s fine. Expect your dead squirrel in the mail in five to six working days. Lol, I kid. (It’ll be a live squirrel and he’ll do tricks for you.)
So…I don’t even know where to start. I guess I should start with a logical rundown on my life since I last posted since I know you all care so much. *tumbleweed… wolf howl… cricket*
-I love my job very much and feel very privileged to work in such an amazing school. I’m so happy there.
-I can’t really post about my love life but it’s all good. DM me hun 😘
-One of my dogs sadly passed away. Miss you everyday, Molly.
-I got an SUV and honestly, I’m too small for it but who cares. I feel like Cher in Clueless.
-I have to move house which has made me all kinds of antsy but illbefineomgihopeso
-My friends are amazing. That’s not really news, per se, but I just felt it needed to be said. They’re my big yellow umbrella.
Wow, I actually don’t really know what else to say. I’ve been so consumed with work, there hasn’t been time for much else, except the occasional glass of Malbec and gyration to Queen. Life is funny like that; sometimes you just live it. Months have flown by, I’ve been living alone (to an extent) and it’s been great. Other than a few minor stresses, I’ve been good. Some would say zen (except for when I get stuck behind slow moving traffic and then the sewer mouth is just unstoppable).
So, come say hi to me! I miss you all. I’m officially the world’s worst blogger but at least I’m excelling at mediocrity, right? You’re welcome, mom. 💕
Tell me what’s been going on in your world while I embroider like the lady of a medieval castle twerk to Kendrick Lamar.
CUPID OR CATS 
Well even though I do remember you can you please send me a squirrel that does tricks? That would be awesome.
All the best with the move. I really dislike moving.
I love the look with the glasses 👍
I’ll even put a hat on him!
Oh me too. And rent is so so expensive here so I’ll basically have to give up eating.
Thanks! They’re actually for this weird thing I have where every time I go outside or see fluorescent lights, I cry.
Hope you’ve been well xx
On balance, life is going well here. I was in Québec City a couple of weeks ago for work and that was pretty amazing. The polar vortex is a weird thing.
I can’t wait to get my squirrel, if it’s a female squirrel, I’ll call her Janey and put a baseball cap on her.
Hmmm…food or shelter. It’s a truly tough choice.
Oh! That sounds amazing. I can’t imagine how cold it must have been.
Lol, that would be so adorable. All of a sudden that’s my singular life goal.
It was down with –25 °C some days with windchill at –32 °C. I’m glad I had a good coat and a beanie. I wore the wrong shoes though so I fell a few times when I was walking on ice covered footpaths.
Hi, Janey! So good to hear from you. I am happy to hear that you are doing so good! But I am sorry for the loss. Sending you big hugs over 💖
Hi Erika! Missed you! I’ve just been hiding and working hard. But lovely to hear from you 💕
Awh, so lovely of you to say. You did good in going for your life. We cannot be here all the time. But it is always wonderful to meet again at times. My life has become crazily busy too. So, I am not over as much as I used to. That’s why I am glad that I just found your post! Have a lovely evening, dear 💖
Crickets? This happens to be the home of the best rap ever!
Janey! Glad you’re doing well. Sorry about the dog. SUV’s are bad for the environment, dude! But you are good for the world, so it balances out.
😊😊😊
I’m so sorry I didn’t hear anything you said. Whawahwah….I’m just so tickled sh?!#ess to see your face again! But seriously, so sorry about losing one of your dear dogs. Good luck with the move..you can do it. Queen..o yeaaahhhhh…I have an Outlander that I live but thankfully work is close so I don’t burn much fuel. Ride like you are in a motorcade. Hugs and love, Janey! I’ve missed you. 💕